Amber • 44 • Navy Officer • Mom of 5 • Laugh Maker

I’m Amber — a Navy officer, proud mom of five incredible kids, and someone who can’t resist chasing the light for the perfect photo… or chasing a laugh. Life with me is equal parts chaos and careful planning, impulsivity and intention. Somehow, I make it all work — with a lot of grace, grit, and Dr. Pepper Zero.

I live for laughter, deep conversations, and the kind of connection that grows from true friendship into unshakable love. I’m writing a book that blends life and comedy (because let’s face it, they’re the same thing most days), and I’m looking for someone who sees the humor in the hard times and the magic in the mess.

What Matters to Me:

• My kids: They're my everything. They’re not a package deal — they are the package.

• My faith: It’s my anchor and my guide.

• My heart: Fiercely loyal, deeply loving, and not at all fragile.

• My boundaries: No smoking, no drinking, no drugs — no exceptions.

What I’m Looking For:

Someone who gets that love grows best in friendship. Someone who can handle a little chaos, a lot of laughter, and the fact that I’m still a little bit in love with my forever crush (yes, that’s part of the deal — and no, it’s not a threat).

I want a woman who can challenge me, cherish me, laugh with me, and maybe help edit my book someday — or at least be the reason I write the best chapter yet.

Let’s connect if:

You love stand-up comedy, spontaneous adventures, deep faith, and understand that love is not about perfection, but persistence. Bonus points if you’re okay being the second love of my life — because the first is comedy (and maybe Dr. Pepper Zero).